Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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