I just made out with a guy for $7.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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