that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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