let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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