3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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