if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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