It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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