Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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