He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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