Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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