She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
