I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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