is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She announced her abortion via fbk
this just has baby written all over it
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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