I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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