so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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