last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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