the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
