At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He felt like a one man threesome
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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