I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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