Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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