Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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