something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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