its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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