Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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