sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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