She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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