oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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