i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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