Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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