Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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