I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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