ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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