Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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