Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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