So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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