its not stalking. its research.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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