They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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