You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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