So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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