Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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