they need to just BURY HIM!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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