I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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