The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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