you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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