I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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