I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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