why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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