i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Buhtt sex?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
my vag is so smooth its legendary
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Someone stole a lamp last night.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Randomize
