I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
