Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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