I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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