stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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