Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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