She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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