i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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