idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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