I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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