if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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